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		<title>End of summer</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/10/17/end-of-summer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rented a sod cutter to move that raised bed (left) as well as make a new bed. I love gardening!]]></description>
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<p>Rented a sod cutter to move that raised bed (left) as well as make a new bed.</p>
<p>I love gardening!</p>
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		<title>Rebooting My Life</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/09/05/rebooting-my-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 00:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been awhile since I have written anything. All I seem to do is work and work. I&#8217;m glad I like working, but I need to get over this aversion to socializing that I&#8217;ve been experiencing lately. So do that, though, I need to do something about all this weight I&#8217;ve gained since I&#8217;ve moved [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>It&#8217;s been awhile since I have written anything. All I seem to do is work and work. I&#8217;m glad I like working, but I need to get over this aversion to socializing that I&#8217;ve been experiencing lately. So do that, though, I need to do something about all this weight I&#8217;ve gained since I&#8217;ve moved here to Sacramento.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m frustrated with the amount of time Nicholas spends tending the cannabis plants and smoking pot. Sometimes I feel like I want to rip those plants out of the ground.</p>
<p>And I am angry about feeling resentment about caring for my dad. And that he and Nicholas don&#8217;t get along very well. And that my foolish old father actually tried to make me choose between them. I told him that if I were going to choose, then Nicholas and I would leave his house and live elsewhere. I never will give in to ultimatums. He and I had a long conversation after that about my relationship with Nicholas, and things seem to have calmed down since then.</p>
<p>I watched a movie &#8220;Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead&#8221; two nights ago that has me wanting to do a juicing fast. The guy fasted for 61 days, living on fresh vegetable and fruit juice he made himself, and he lost 70 pounds. He started a <a href="http://rebootyourlife.com">juicing movement</a> and I am going to give it a try. At the very least it will give me something to blog about.</p>
<p>Business is really good, and my business plan for expansion looks good. Let&#8217;s see if I can pull it off!</p>
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		<title>My Review of Breathable Mesh Cycle Briefs by Kings&#8217; Court</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/09/02/my-review-of-breathable-mesh-cycle-briefs-by-kings-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 20:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally submitted at King Size Ventilated mesh fabric makes for superior comfort in our new underwear collection. The mesh fabric cycle briefs let perspiration evaporate, keeping you cool and d&#8230; Breathable Mesh Cycle Briefs by Kings&#8217; Court Love love love &#8216;em By Vince the Carpenter from Sacramento, CA on 9/2/2011 &#160; 5out of 5 Waist: [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong class="summary">Love love love &#8216;em</strong></p>
<div>By <strong>Vince the Carpenter</strong> from <strong>Sacramento, CA</strong> on <strong><abbr title="201192T1200-0800" class="dtreviewed" style="border: none; text-decoration: none;">9/2/2011</abbr></strong></div>
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<div style="display: none"><span class="rating">5</span>out of 5</div>
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<p><strong>Pros: </strong>Looks good, Good Fit, Breathable, Stays In Place, Comfortable</p>
<p><strong>Best Uses: </strong>Casual, Athletic, Everyday, Work</p>
<p><strong>Describe Yourself: </strong>Comfort Driven</p>
<p><strong>Was this a gift?: </strong>No</p>
<p style="margin-top:1em" class="description">They fit great, the mesh fabric is very breathable, and keeps me cool and in place.  They look great, too, and my partner says they make me look good.</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em">(<a href="http://www.powerreviews.com/legal/terms_of_use.html" rel="license">legalese</a>)</p>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2011-05-26</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/05/26/twitter-updates-for-2011-05-26/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Omg matching outfits on #idol &#8211; how cutesy! # James Durbin and judas priest&#8230; Like a bag of desiccated vomit. #idol # Jacob lusk and Gladys knight? Compelling on #idol # Casey Abrams and Jack Black on #idol &#8211; big butted goodness # Whats not a product placement on #idol tonight? # Poor Tony Bennet [...]]]></description>
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<li>Omg matching outfits on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23idol" class="aktt_hashtag">idol</a> &#8211; how cutesy! <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/73596997080334337" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>James Durbin and judas priest&#8230; Like a bag of desiccated vomit. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23idol" class="aktt_hashtag">idol</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/73599526241452032" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Jacob lusk and Gladys knight? Compelling on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23idol" class="aktt_hashtag">idol</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/73600514679504896" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Casey Abrams and Jack Black on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23idol" class="aktt_hashtag">idol</a> &#8211; big butted goodness <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/73601264713338880" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Whats not a product placement on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23idol" class="aktt_hashtag">idol</a> tonight? <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/73601817526800384" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Poor Tony Bennet on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23idol" class="aktt_hashtag">idol</a> &#8211; how far the mighty have fallen. <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/73604249728196608" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I realized that I don&#039;t care who won on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23idol" class="aktt_hashtag">idol</a> tonight. That&#039;s sad after investing all this time into the season. <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/73607059928662016" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2011-05-24</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/05/24/twitter-updates-for-2011-05-24-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RT @Syfy I&#039;m giving away this awesome Syfy light up mouse to someone who RTs this note by 5pm PT on 5/23 &#8211; http://t.co/VQBgUli # Chum bucket. #]]></description>
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<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/Syfy" class="aktt_username">Syfy</a> I&#039;m giving away this awesome Syfy light up mouse to someone who RTs this note by 5pm PT on 5/23 &#8211; <a href="http://t.co/VQBgUli" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/VQBgUli</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/72685748666638338" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Chum bucket. <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/72808079070199808" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2011-05-23</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/05/23/twitter-updates-for-2011-05-23/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time for creme brûlée! #]]></description>
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<li>Time for creme brûlée! <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/72551527675478017" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2011-05-21</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/05/21/twitter-updates-for-2011-05-21/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I checked in at Alejandro&#039;s Taqueria (911 K St) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/jnDT9r # I checked in at Marilyn&#039;s on K (908 K St) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/cTPK2J #]]></description>
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<li>I checked in at Alejandro&#039;s Taqueria (911 K St) on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Yelp" class="aktt_hashtag">Yelp</a> <a href="http://bit.ly/jnDT9r" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/jnDT9r</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/71705254575616000" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I checked in at Marilyn&#039;s on K (908 K St) on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Yelp" class="aktt_hashtag">Yelp</a> <a href="http://bit.ly/cTPK2J" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/cTPK2J</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/71707843203567618" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2011-05-19</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/05/19/twitter-updates-for-2011-05-19/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gunther&#039;s Quality Ice Cream on #Yelp &#34;Love, love, love. Love, love, love. Love, love, love. It&#039;s easy!&#34; There&#039;s a &#8230; http://bit.ly/kJNKYN #]]></description>
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<li>Gunther&#039;s Quality Ice Cream on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Yelp" class="aktt_hashtag">Yelp</a>  &quot;Love, love, love.<br />
Love, love, love.<br />
Love, love, love.<br />
It&#039;s easy!&quot;</p>
<p>There&#039;s a &#8230; <a href="http://bit.ly/kJNKYN" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/kJNKYN</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/70907119565684736" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Almost Strangled Dog</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/05/19/almost-strangled-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 15:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Tuesdays I go to San Francisco to see the remaining clients I have there to finish. On this visit I decided to go visit John, who is recovering at home from his stroke from a few weeks ago. Since he can&#8217;t drive right now, a friend is storing his car so that visitors can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>On Tuesdays I go to San Francisco to see the remaining clients I have there to finish.  On this visit I decided to go visit John, who is recovering at home from his stroke from a few weeks ago.  Since he can&#8217;t drive right now, a friend is storing his car so that visitors can use John&#8217;s garage space to park.  I pulled in to the garage and closing the door, headed upstairs to the flat and to see John.</p>
<p>The visit was very good, and I was glad to be able to see John, but eventually I had to head downtown to see my clients.  UGH is a two-unit Victorian/Edwardian house with a ground-level garage/basement.  John&#8217;s unit is the upper unit and has a stairway inside the front door.  At the bottom of the stairs near the door is a button to open the garage door, and I pushed it to head downstairs and our toward the garage.  I opened the front door and headed down the stoop.  One of the downstairs neighbors was standing on the stoop, looking over the handrail/wall next to the garage, and a passerby was staring in horror at the garage door.  This can&#8217;t be good.</p>
<p>So, I descended the steps and rounded the corner to see a recently shorn English Sheepdog hanging by his leash on the opening garage door.  What.  The.  Fuck!  Running toward the dog, past it into the garage to lower the door back down but its body keeps activating the safety eye and re-raising the door.  The drunk neighbor is yelling at me to lower the door, and I&#8217;m telling him to grab the dog&#8217;s body out of the way, which he finally does.  </p>
<p>Aside from emptying itself all over the driveway and garage, the dog seems just fine.</p>
<p>But that leads me to wonder what sort of plain fool ties their dog to a garage door when they cannot control the opening?  Or even if they do.  I&#8217;m boggled at the stupidity of people sometimes.</p>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2011-05-18</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What kind of fool ties their dog&#039;s leash to automatic garage door not their own? I almost strangled the poor beast unknowingly! #]]></description>
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<li>What kind of fool ties their dog&#039;s leash to automatic garage door not their own? I almost strangled the poor beast unknowingly! <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/70588119791054848" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2011-05-16</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/05/16/twitter-updates-for-2011-05-16/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hailstorm! # FB RT: UPDATE: Nor Cal AIDS Cycle welcome home celebration moved to the Crocker Art Museum instead of Capitol steps. # It&#039;s mid-May in Sacramento &#8211; we&#039;re not supposed to have rain &#8211; get back out here, Sun, you rascally varmint you! # FB RT: Sac G&#38;L Center AIDS Ride UPDATE #2 We&#039;re [...]]]></description>
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<li>Hailstorm! <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/69806969199919106" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>FB RT: UPDATE: Nor Cal AIDS Cycle welcome home celebration moved to the Crocker Art Museum instead of Capitol steps. <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/69824143989809153" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>It&#039;s mid-May in Sacramento &#8211; we&#039;re not supposed to have rain &#8211; get back out here, Sun, you rascally varmint you! <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/69825850715013120" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>FB RT: Sac G&amp;L Center AIDS Ride UPDATE #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%232" class="aktt_hashtag">2</a>  We&#039;re back to the Capitol. <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/69836326450642944" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/macguyfl" class="aktt_username">macguyfl</a> you can have it! <a href="http://twitter.com/macguyfl/statuses/69827285741600768" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to macguyfl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/69836356569927680" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2011-05-15</title>
		<link>http://tawdrytalk.com/2011/05/15/twitter-updates-for-2011-05-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[India Oven on #Yelp I was craving Indian food, but didn&#039;t want to spend too much. Ugh. You get what you pay for. A&#8230; http://bit.ly/lccaiz # @bruinwoof I can totally see why people love these things. It feels solid as a rock, looks beautiful, is zippy and does everything I need. in reply to bruinwoof [...]]]></description>
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<li>India Oven on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Yelp" class="aktt_hashtag">Yelp</a>  I was craving Indian food, but didn&#039;t want to spend too much. Ugh. You get what you pay for.  A&#8230; <a href="http://bit.ly/lccaiz" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/lccaiz</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/69625677460160512" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/bruinwoof" class="aktt_username">bruinwoof</a> I can totally see why people love these things.  It feels solid as a rock, looks beautiful, is zippy and does everything I need. <a href="http://twitter.com/bruinwoof/statuses/69242892807442432" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to bruinwoof</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/69627408466190337" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Is it wrong to like Poppy Seed dressing and Sri Racha mixed together?  I don&#039;t want to be right. <a href="http://twitter.com/bigredpaul/statuses/69628227227877376" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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