Am I Really Writing About American Idol?

by Paul Brown on 31 March 2009

After today’s frightening and exhausting panic attack, my roommate, John, gave me one of his precious valiums from his stash, and I took it and then a two hour nap.  I’d never taken one before, but I’m not really sure it did anything, being somewhat significantly past it’s half-life.  Nevertheless, I woke and felt as if I didn’t need to vomit anymore, and the pressure off my chest was relieved.

Inspired by some of the people on twitter on the East Coast live-blogging American Idol, I decided that an evening of completely mindless and low-key entertainment was in order, so I sat in the TV room and watched the Top 9 duke it out.  Well, OK, I missed the first two singers, Anoop and Megan, but I watched them on the AI website, and I live-tweeted the broadcast, which was fun!

Here are my thoughts:

  • Anoop: Beautiful voice, lovely eyebrows, nice stage presence.
  • Megan:  She reminds me of Sarah McLachlan, with that breathy sing-song style.
  • Danny Gokey: as I tweeted, my iPhone kept wanted to rename him Hokey.  Tonight he just wasn’t on.
  • Allison:  Too distracted by trying to play the guitar at the same time as sing.
  • Scott: on the piano, sitting down, makes it difficult to sing and support one’s voice without a lot of practice.  He kept singing flat, which bothered me to no end.
  • Matt: why, oh, why couldn’t someone put a ball gag in his mouth?
  • Lil: Don’t make an alto sing a song for a soprano.  Also, she sings flat, too.  Isn’t pitch control important to anyone else but me?
  • Adam: Very Steven Tyler-esque, but considering he was re-arranging Wild Cherry’s “Play The Funky Music” it was completely appropriate.  A definite winner.
  • Kris: Another fantastic performance by a talented singer.

OK, so with that in mind, who do I think will be going home?  Well, having not watched any of the season up until this point makes it difficult, but I’ll say in order of likelihood: Scott, Matt, Lil, Allison, Danny, Megan, Anoop, Kris, and Adam.

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