So, some of you may know that I am one of the moderators of Yahoo Group, BearsLycraSpeedos. I posted that pic of me on the beach in my squarecut swimsuit from two posts back to the group.
This morning the phone rang with a country code I didn’t recognize, but I figured what the heck, it’s not my nickel, and I picked up the phone. The gentleman on the other end of the phone just wanted to call from Cairo, Egypt, to tell me that I was the hottest man he’d ever seen, and that he wished he could have my hands on him, massaging him.
I said that that would be an expensive out-call. That joke fell flat, though, and he just kept gushing on and on and on. I let him ramble on until he ran out of superlatives, thinking to myself, I really need to remember to cut my professional services sig at the bottom of my posts to the group.
I thanked him as graciously as I could without my morning coffee yet, and promised him that if ever I was in Cairo, I’d look him up.
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