Stinky Britches

by Paul Brown on 23 July 2006

I was chatting with this guy from Atlanta, and we started talking about jockstraps…

He wanted to know if he sent me a new jockstrap (I thought) whether I’d wear it for a while then send it back to him. We discussed the idea for a while, and I agreed to do it.

Well, imagine my surprise (not) when a package arrived from him. I opened it up and inside was another envelope, this one addressed to him and postage paid. Then inside there, a garment, but not the one I was expecting. Instead of a jockstrap was this pair of Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs: tiny burgundy and pink stripes. At least they were my size, I thought to myself.

I’ve been wearing them periodically and will send them back before I head out to Lazy Bear Weekend.

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