My Sister’s Wedding

by Paul Brown on 29 July 2004

My crazy younger sister, Vel, is getting married next week to her man, Jim. She asked me to perform the ceremony. For a $43.00 fee, one can get a one-day permit to perform a marriage, like I did for my older sister, Erica, a few years ago. Well, apparently, one can also become ordained by The Universal Ministries by filling out an online form. And, it’s both totally legal and free!

So, now, I’m a minister for Universal Ministries as

The Reverend Paul, First Brother of the Fraternal Order of Cyber-Amish!

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