Am I really such an Ug-Lord?

by Paul Brown on 24 February 2004

I had been using this ad for a few days on craig’s list and didn’t get a single call. When I took out the image and just used the text of it (went back to that from before) I got a call today.


Relaxation
awaits you here in my Hayes Valley home studio, or an outcall to your location.
I’m Paul, a 6’5″ giant man
with a strong sensitive technique. Your needs are paramount to my success.
Whether you need a feather-light touch to a “hurts-so-good” deep
tissue massage, you can be sure I will work my hardest to meet your needs.

The techniques I employ are a blend of Swedish and Shiatsu, with Deep Tissue
techniques. I am also a Reiki practitioner.

The home studio is located on Fell Street between Laguna and Buchanan, available
Monday – Saturday from 10am – 10pm. You can make an appointment with me for
whenever you like; advance notice is especially appreciated.

My table is very large and comfortable, especially good for tall people.
I use skin-friendly organic soy oil laced with vitamin E, which has an excellent
glide and skin absorption. A massage session with me is very slow and relaxed,
and starts on your legs, then moves to buttocks, then your back and shoulders.
We’ll flip you over and work your feet, the fronts of your legs, then your
abdomen, hands, arms, chest, neck, face and head. If you have special areas
that need extra attention, such as your neck and shoulders, we’ll make sure
to spend some extra time working them.

Your satisfaction ensures my success!

Paul
Brown, CMT

415-552-4537

  • Swedish
  • Deep Tissue
  • Reiki
  • Incalls/Outcalls

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