Archive for July, 2003
identity thief, part 2
so, i’m sure i know who did this to me – the attempted murderer. he must have snagged a checkbook from me during our last play session. i keep getting notices from the bank on returned checks on that closed account. i’m sure that’s what happened.
All my dreams are gone and I can’t sleep And sleep alone could ease my mind. All my tears have dried and I can’t weep Old emotions may they rest in peace and dream. – Paul Williams, excerpted from “Faust” from “Phantom of the Paradise”
13/5
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a massage is supposed to be a relaxing experience for the client. i just did this massage with a client who almost seemed to get more tense as the massage went along. i don’t even think the client knew that that was happening. strange.
a soft-on
does every sexual encounter have to involve erections? ok, this is going to be weird, but i had this playtime encounter with a man and i didn’t get erect, and yet i had a great time. he seemed a little disbelieving, though, when i told him so, he responded by saying, “the dick doesn’t lie.” ...Read more.
hmm…
Hedwig
phantom of the paradise
I used powerpoint to create a slide show of the lyrics to “phantom of the paradise,” this past saturday’s movie being shown at the Trash Film Orgy. The presentation was 491 slides, with each slide representing a line of a lyric, or a blank slide in between songs or within songs. I watched the film ...Read more.
oh, yeah
monday night, i swam at chuck and gordon’s place to wash off the stress of lazy bear weekend. tuesday night, i was at the crest theatre testing out the laptop and lcd projector to superimpose the lyrics to phantom of the paradise onto the screen. it seems to work well. when i get out to ...Read more.
i can’t believe i did this quiz
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sunday morning i awoke to once again hear gordon rummaging through the kitchen. morning ablutions done, i was wandering around trying to work the ache out of my leg, and make myself useful. ( )
scenes from an outdoor kitchen
gordon was filling one of the beverage barrels right around dawn. the sound of plastic water bottles schlumping their way into the igloo barrel is quite the ear-opener. ( barbara, please! )
lazy bear images, part 4
friday dawned with me still floating pretty high from the previous evening’s escapades. my salad the night before was well-received, i danced my ass off, and got to both top and bottom. how sweet is that? with my funk long gone, i put those people who had been affecting me on the “barbara, please!” list. ...Read more.
