yet another AOL IM (notice the timestamps on the last exchange)

Big Red SF (11:50:59 AM): martha stewart is one of my heroes, even if she is a bitch.
alanbadger (11:51:16 AM): I respect many people I wouldn’t want to be trapped in an elevator with.
Big Red SF (11:51:22 AM): yep
Big Red SF (11:51:37 AM): although, i could endure being trapped in an elevator with martha stewart.
alanbadger (11:51:40 AM): Plus, she has hunky, obviously gay, men on her show a lot.
Big Red SF (11:51:44 AM): (i can’t believe i said that)
Big Red SF (11:51:54 AM): maybe she could fix me up with one of them
alanbadger (11:51:58 AM): How big an elevator?
Big Red SF (11:52:14 AM): oh, a freight elevator, perhaps?
alanbadger (11:52:15 AM): If it was a frieght elevator, I could just order her to stay in one corner while I stay in the other.

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