Vince is…

I chose Vince instead of Paul because when I googled “Paul is” I got a whole shitload of pages talking about the Beattle’s Paul is Dead hoax, which, while funny, wasn’t really what I was looking for.


Vince is the kind of actor who reminds one why there are movie stars in the first place.
Vince is in the studio recording a new album for release later this year.
Vince is playing mandolin part time for The Tequilla Cowboys based in Austin TX
Vince Is Back In Town
Vince is an application that allows the user to choose which applications are set as helpers for internet protocols
VINCE is a modular ATM switch manager written in C
Vince is Zak, but you can be Linda if you want
Vince is better than Kobe,

ok, so the truck wasn’t such a good idea

Last Friday I rented a 2002 Dodge Ram 1500 4×4 crew cab truck. Saturday morning, I went back to the agency to trade it in on something more econimical. My Gawd, the mileage on the behemoth was staggeringly bad!

I admit it was fun to drive, but I would have had to fill the beast up two or three times in one week. So, back it went.

Now I’m renting this depressingly bland Mercury Sable.

At least it gets good mileage.

the fruit of my loins…

… is running down my hand, as i fantasize about a certain medical intern.

i like this survey.


I'm a Serval!

Because you’re one of the smaller cats, you are often thought of
as an outsider. This doesn’t mean you aren’t a great person, though -
your big ears serve as a means of gaining greater perception,
and you’re an active, fun individual to be around.

thank you, God, for auto insurance.

I went to pick up the rental car at the agency this morning, and drove out of there with a Dodge Ram 1500 4×4 with four doors. Egads! The thing is monstrous. Much more huge and bulky than my Chrysler 300M, which is now undergoing some extensive body repair. The preliminary estimate for the damage to my car is $8300.00.

I read through the estimate and couldn’t believe the huge list of things they want to remove and install. It’s several pages long, like six or so, and just boggles the mind.

life really is a series of big messes that one must constantly clean

last evening on the way home from work, i got into an auto accident. The other driver didn’t appear to be hurt, and I don’t seem to be too badly injured.


Mother fucker, I just spent $900.00 on my 90000 mile maintenance and a couple of minor repairs, and now I’m going to have to shell out $500.00 more bucks for the deductible. Christ that hurts.


So I was driving home with the sun in my face, coming up to the lone traffic signal light on that stretch of road, and the car directly in front of me, a Volvo S80 was not moving. Neither were is his brake lights on, or at least that’s how it appeared. When I realized that he wasn’t moving, I immediately braked and moved to the right shoulder, barely striking his right read bumper.


We exchanged information, and he tried to get me to admit that the accident was my fault, which I parried. I pratically had to strangle the witness to get her to give me her name and phone number. The Police showed up and took our statements.


The tow truck driver was this burled-walnut colored man with waaaay too much exposure to the sun. He was pretty gross-yet-strangely-hot-in-a-rough-really-rough-trade-kinda way. He was the only sympathetic ear at the scene. Of course I didn’t do much talking as he towed my car to their yard for transport to the auto body repair place this morning.


I have a teensy pain in the upper part of my right knee. I have a sensation like someone is sticking their thumb into a muscle on my lower middle back. My shoulders feel really tight. My neck is fine - I had on my seat belt, my seat was adjusted much more upright than I had been having it adjusted, and my headrest was, as always, pratically touching my occipitus.


To top all of this off, my partner’s psycho sister arrived yesterday for a week’s visit. She isn’t really as bad as I had been lead to believe, and she’s not on all those pills anymore, so I’ll be giving her as fair a shake as I can give at the moment.


And, my contract will be expiring in mid-September, so I need to start thinking about my next position. I don’t expect that they will be extending this contract again, actually, I don’t think that they legally can, so it’s back to the agencies and job boards and what-not.

Molto MoleChickenFrappatoniMacchiato

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Comedy, a comedy troupe I’m involved with, just finished it’s third show of the season. We’ll be taking a break during the summer to produce the Trash Film Orgy, before we go back to the comedy stuff.

blather.

Appearance

Hair: short black-auburn
Height: 6′5″
Eyes: hazel
Weight: 314 lbs.

Style

Clothing: shorts and polo shirts and sandals
Music: jazz, opera, rock, funk, everything else if it’s well-made
Makeup: no
Body art: none.
Thinking of: why i keep finding these online flakes masquerading as tricks
Feeling: ok

Last thing you…

Bought: can of diet cherry coke
Did: went to the restroom
Read: O’Reilly’s XSLT
Watched on tv: Daily Show

Either / Or

Club or house party: house party
Tea or coffee: hot coffee … iced tea (unsweetened!)
High achiever or easy-going: easy-going
Cats or dogs: yes
Single or taken: taken but not dead
Pen or pencil: pen
Gloves or mittens: gloves
Food or candy: food
Cassette or cd: CD
Snuff or cigarettes: neither!
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Matches or a lighter: lighter
Sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful: Passions
Rickie lake or oprah: none of the above!

Who do you want to…

Kill: nobody
Hear from: Michael
Look like: 100# lighter version of me
Be like: uh, me.

Favorite
Food: peanut butter
Alcoholic drink: hard lemonade, gin and tonic
Colour: mediterranean green
Album: Songs from the Pus Cavern
Shoes: sandals
Site: there are too many
Song: Tales of Brave Ulysses by Cream
Vegetable: asparagus, carrots
Fruit: grapes, citrus

Last

Last movie you saw: Spiderman
Last movie you saw on the big screen: ditto
Last phone number you called: Dena’s cell phone
Last thing you had to drink: water
Last thing you ate: chicken and rice
Last time you showered: 0600 today
Last time you cried: last sunday
Last time you smiled: today
Last time you laughed: today
Last person you hugged: rick dame
Last person you kissed: rick dame
Last thing you said: I’ll be ready to merge my code later today.
Last person you talked to online: CA-Bear

Do you…

Smoke: no
Do drugs: is marijuana a drug? what about mushrooms?
Sleep with stuffed animals: no
Have a crush: no
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: yes
Have a dream that keeps coming back: no
Play an instrument: several
Believe there is life on other planets: no
Read the newspaper: the sacramento bee, elk grove citizen, and various online sources
Have any gay or lesbian friends? yes
Believe in miracles: yes
Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever: is that necessary?
Consider yourself tolerant of others: yes
Consider police a friend or foe: six of one, half-dozen of the other …
Like the taste of alcohol: oh yes!
Have a favorite Stooge: no

Do you…

Believe in astrology: no
Believe in magic: no
Pray: daily
Go to church: when i can
Have any secrets: no
Have any pets: no
Go to or plan to go to college: yes
Talk to strangers who instant message you: depends on how they start the conversation …
Wear hats: bowler, straw panama, baseball caps
Hate yourself: no
Wish on stars: no
Like your handwriting: sure
Believe in witches: no
Believe in Satan: believe in the existence of satan? yes believe in satan? no

What would you…

Do in an uncomfortable situation?: live in it. change it.
Name your children?: elias for a boy, alexandra for a girl.
Consider your happiest moment in life?: when i learned to forgive myself and others

950 miles and no back pain

Last Thursday I told Rick about the surprise trip I had been planning for us this coming weekend. I wouldn’t tell the destination, or any other details, so it was fun to see him try to get the answer out of me. I went to sleep that night early, but when he climbed into bed a few hours later, I halfway woke up, and he asked me again, “Where are we going?” Well, I wasn’t that asleep, so the surprise still held.
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